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Abbreviations for Easy Quotability

 

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Proclamations of the Councils of Olive Garden 

Second Announcement Regarding Canonical Belief…………………………….2 Announcement, 2 Anc
Third Announcement Regarding Canonical Belief………………………………3 Announcement, 3 Anc

 

The Old Pastament 

The Book of Midgets/Midgits………………………………………………………………Midgets/Midgits, Mid
The Creation of Mankind…………………………………………………………………………………Creation, Crn
A Reading From the Book of Fusilli…………………………………………………………………….Fusilli, Fus
The Book of Penelope…………………………………………………………………………………….Penelope, Pen
The Book of Linguini…………………………………………………………………………………….Linguini, Ling
The Torahtellini Part 2………………………………………………………………………………Torahtellini 2, Tt2
The Story of the FSM and the Eastern Pirates……………………………………………………..Eastern, East
The Book of Fearsome Pirate Pete………………………………………………………………….Fearsome, FPP
The Tale of Dave and Kyodai………………………………………………………………………………………Dave
Darwin’s Purge………………………………………………………………………………………………………….Purge
The Book of Thinly-Veiled Modern Practice Agreements……………………………Agreements, Agree
The Random Number of Not Commandments, Suggestions……………………………Suggestions, Sug
The Book of Piraticus……………………………………………………………………………………….Piraticus, Pir
A Pasta’s Creed…………………………………………………………………………………………………………..Pasta
Ethical Guidelines for Pirates…………………………………………………………………….Guidelines, Gdlns
Frequently Asked Questions…………………………………………………………………………………………FAQ
Pastalms………………………………………………………………………………………………………Pastalms, Plms
The Book of ProvHerbs……………………………………………………………………………….ProvHerbs, PvH
The Song of Semolina…………………………………………………………………………………..Semolina, Sem
The Pastalamentations of Father Jerome…………………………………………………….Father Jerome, FJr
The Revelations of Auntie Dee Dee……………………………………………………..Auntie Dee Dee, ADD
The Book of Disco……………………………………………………………………………………………………..Disco
Pirates’ Effects on Global Warming……………………………………………………………..Warming, Warm
The Book of Jeff………………………………………………………………………………………………………….Jeff
The Book of Solipsy………………………………………………………………………………………….Solipsy, Sol
The Book of Emergent Patterns………………………………………………………………………..Patterns, Ptrn
Revelations of St. Jason……………………………………………………………………………………St. Jason, StJ

 

The New Pastament 

The Acts of the Apastals……………………………………………………………………………….Apastals, Apast
The Letter of Tristan the Martyr to the Future Generations of Society…………………….Tristan, Tris
The Open Letter of Bobby Henderson to the Kansas School Board…………………………………Bobby
An Announcement Regarding the Afterlife………………………………………………………..Afterlife, Aftl
Muellers 1…………………………………………………………………………………………………Muellers 1, Mu 1
Muellers 2…………………………………………………………………………………………………Muellers 2, Mu 2
Pirate Aaahhhhrrrrr’s Letter to the Privateers………………………………………………Aaahhhhrrrrr, Ahr
First Letter from Edd to the Forum Members………………………………………………………………..1 Edd
Second Letter from Edd to the Forum Members…………………………………………………………….2 Edd
First Letter from Edd to the Slackers………………………………………………………………Slackers, Slack
First Letter from Edd to the Partiers………………………………………………………………….Partiers, Party
First Letter from Edd to the Infallible………………………………………………………………..Infallible, Inf
A Letter from ADoS to the Dying…………………………………………….Almighty Doer of Stuff, ADoS
The Correspondence of Captain Jeff the Mishunairee and the leaders of Hillel…………..Hillel, Hill
The Letter of Captain Jeff the Mishunairee to the Googlists……………………………..Googlists, Goog
The Letter of Captain Jeff the Mishunairee to the RU Campus Crusade for Christ……Christ, CCC
The Sermon on the Mall………………………………………………………………..Sermon on the Mall, SotM
Qwertyuiopasd’s Letter to the Evangelists………………………………………………………………….Qwerty
Revelations 1: The Book of Revealed Crapola…………………………………………1 Revelations, 1 Rev
Revelations 2: The Revenge…………………………………………………………………..2 Revelations, 2 Rev