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Table Of Contents

Proclamations of the Councils of Olive Garden

Second Announcement Regarding Canonical Belief

Third Announcement Regarding Canonical Belief

The Old Pastament

The Book of Midgets/Midgits

The Creation of Mankind

A Reading From the Book of Fusilli

The Book of Penelope

The Book of Linguini

The Torahtellini Part 2

The Story of the FSM and the Eastern Pirates

The Book of Fearsome Pirate Pete

The Tale of Dave and Kyodai

Darwin’s Purge

The Book of Thinly-Veiled Modern Practice Agreements

The Random Number of Not Commandments, Suggestions

The Book of Piraticus

A Pasta’s Creed

Ethical Guidelines for Pirates

Frequently Asked Questions

Pastalms

The Book of ProvHerbs

The Song of Semolina

The Pastalamentations of Father Jerome

The Revelations of Auntie Dee Dee

The Book of Disco

Pirates’ Effects on Global Warming

The Book of Jeff

The Book of Solipsy

The Book of Emergent Patterns

Revelations of St. Jason

The New Pastament

The Acts of the Apastals

The Letter of Tristan the Martyr to the Future Generations of Society

The Open Letter of Bobby Henderson to the Kansas School Board

An Announcement Regarding the Afterlife

Muellers 1

Muellers 2

Pirate Aaahhhhrrrrr’s Letter to the Privateers

First Letter from Edd to the Forum Members

Second Letter from Edd to the Forum Members

First Letter from Edd to the Slackers

First Letter from Edd to the Partiers

First Letter from Edd to the Infallible

A Letter from ADoS to the Dying

The Correspondence of Captain Jeff the Mishunairee and the leaders of Hillel

The Letter of Captain Jeff the Mishunairee to the Googlists

The Letter of Captain Jeff the Mishunairee to the Rutgers Campus Crusade for Christ

The Sermon on the Mall

Qwertyuiopasd’s Letter to the Evangelists

Revelations 1: The Book of Revealed Crapola

Revelations 2: The Revenge

The Official Pastafarian Prayer Book

Final Thoughts from Olive Garden Council-members